Do Look That Gift Horse in the Mouth

A new research paper now provides scientific proof that gifts get crappier the longer a couple stays together. Apparently over time spouses cannot distinguish their own gift preferences from their partner’s. This must be why the kids decide what to get Mom and Dad for their silver and golden anniversaries. Left to their own devices, they’d be trading Longaberger baskets and ESPN upgrades instead of going on a cruise.

Read the report if you wish. It’s a little geeky, but it sure explains how I went from getting a pearl necklace to kitchen appliances in the span of just a few years. For the record, my husband took to heart my tearful tirade over that toaster oven and has hit the mark in the years since. Still, there better not be a Dirt Devil under our tree this year. Not with my name on it anyway.

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