Cloudbusting
Five of us girls were studying the entrance trail map when a park employee named Carlos came over and in a thick Puerto Rican accent passionately explained the journey ahead. There was something about a bathtub and how we should expect it to take two hours to climb the 3,445 feet to La Roca del Yunque. Or did he just say El Yunque, in the other direction? He told us to be on the lookout for little trees, which someone translated as “bonsai.” Not quite what Carlos had in mind, we later discovered. The guide also cautioned us not to go the wrong way or we’d have to climb a steep-grade service road (something Sarah, who’d done this hike before, had warned of as well). He pointed to another part of the map. “When you get here, you hold out your hand and touch the clouds. Nowhere else you can do that.” Then he asked us to cross the street, back toward the visitor’s center, with him. When we resisted, he insisted. “Please! Ladies! I am trying to show you about this culture.” Then he pointed ...