Some Additions to the '52 Projects' List

Based on this week's productivity rate, might I add to The Not-to-Do List that you:

53. Do not drive to the health food store for junk food (watermelon licorice sticks and butter-toffee peanuts, to be precise).

54. Do not make a Costco run at precisely the time your track club is lining up for intervals on the other side of town.

55. Do not become deeply engrossed in an instant-message exchange over subtle clues in the TV show "Lost" at the same time your boss is pinging you about your project.

56. Do not update the music on your MP3 player for Sunday's 10-miler, the last real run before the marathon.

57. Do not put together a care package for the college kid, minus watermelon licorice sticks and butter-toffee peanuts.

58. Do not read every single running, IT security and economics blog ever published. Twice a day.

59. Do not stop to predict how many seconds it takes for Katie Couric to use an interview with NFL stars Ronde and Tiki Barber to tell everyone for the 1008th time that she went to UVa. And, Al, please don't encourage her by asking what a Wahoo is.

60. Do not hassle your husband -- at least not until the dishes are done.

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